Chin Splitters Bar & Grill

Posted by: Usher Mark

GUYS! I hope you aren't afraid of TWO THINGS. THOSE TWO THINGS ARE....(drumroll please)...

• farts
• good times!

SERIOUSLY! I work at a new club in San Diego called Chin Splitters, and we have a company philosophy. We are only here to represent people in San Diego that want to have a good time, and those "good times" include the following two ideas:

1. fart jokes
2. monica lewinski jokes
3. improperly counted list jokes

SO COME ON DOWN! If you've ever shit your pants in choir practice or seen what the human immunodeficiency virus looks like under a microscope, you WILL BE REQUIRED TO LOVE OUR HOT WINGS!!!

Come on, FUCKING GET OVER IT!!!!

CHIN SPLITTERS! A WAY OF LIFE IN SAN DIEGO!