So my family was discussing what movies to see this Thanksgiving and my dad replied with this:
"I want to see Beowulf in 3D with a huge coke and a giant bag of popcorn and when the first halfway scary 3D thing happens (or maybe even before that) I want to scream and throw the popcorn and coke up in the air, and all over the other patrons. Then I'll stand up and make a long apology and explain how it loooked like something was coming right at me and I didn't expect it. Then I'll leave and come back with another big coke and giant popcorn and spend some time looking around for seats right next to other people.
If anyone wonders why I act the way I do I'm just going to forward them this email.
