Iesha--The Girl I NEVER Had!

I went to one of those websites where they say what your name means. I looked up the name Iesha; I didn't find out what it means, but I was able to find this graph:



It depicts the popularity of the name Iesha over the past few decades. I suppose Another Bad Creation had something to do with the surge around 1990.

The website has a comment section--or something--which allows people to post short messages about what their name means to them, or whatever else is on their minds. Here are the things people named Iesha felt important enough to pass along to the world:

Comment left Dec 10, 2007: "hey as you know my name is IESHA it hurt to see all you other people have my name but it fits me best and i love it whats kind of weird is i got my name from ANOTHER BAD CREATION and it was called IESHA so thats how i got my name and thats my theme song"

Comment left Dec 04, 2007: "aye wat up im iesha kick it in skool bored and chillen and found this name website its basically g. i love the name is random and rare. its for g's be reppen that." [Aye, wat up, matey!]

Comment left Dec 04, 2007: "HI MI NAME IS IESHA AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE MII MOTHER GOT IT FROM...ALL I KNO IS THAT MII MOTHER WAZ PROUD THE DAY SHE NAMED ME BECAUSE IM YHT YOUNGEST GIRL IN MI FAMILY" [Unless she named you long after you were born, it seems impossible for you to be anything other than the youngest child in your family at the time--which hardly seems an achievement, much less an achievement warranting any sense of pride.]

Comment left Dec 01, 2007: "My name is Iesha and i love my name some people call me Esha or just E. I've gotting different reponses to my name, iv'e had people from Africa tell me it's an African name and ask if i was from there. Alot of white people i came across never heard it and could'nt pronouce it,but i love to explain to people where my mom got it from. She loved Stevey Wonder and thats his daughter name!" [I feel you. My name is Daniel, but people often just call me A.]

Comment left Nov 21, 2007: "My names iesha, IM BLACK! im bootylicious . . . . I LOVE MY NAME BECAUSE IM FLY, my friends call me esh. but i just think the name is THE BEST IN THE WORLD! ,"

Comment left Nov 20, 2007: "my name is iesha im black!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love that song with my name in it"

Comment left Nov 17, 2007: "my name is iesha and i'm black but most people think that i am white when they talk to me on the phone but i love my name it's so hot and sexy and i know about the people that say or spell my name wrong it's so freaking awesome"

Comment left Nov 13, 2007: "My name is Iesha.......... GO FABIO & THE ACCOUNTANT!!!!" [?]

Rendez Vous

Posted By: John R.

Rendezvous is a is a short film made in 1976 by Claude Lelouch, showing an eight-minute drive through Paris at 5:30 AM. He mounted a camera on a Ferrari and had the driver go on a set path throughout the city driving as fast as possible without stopping for any lights or other traffic. The things I've read said he went over 3000 Kilometers per hour or something like that. He almost hits loads of other cars and some pedestrians.

In real life I could care less about cars and never have. As long as I have a cup holder and my car can get me to work and back that's all I care about. But I love car chases in movies and this beats those because it's real. This also makes all those Fast & Furious street racing dudes here look like total pussies.

Beowolf in 3D

Posted by John R.

So my family was discussing what movies to see this Thanksgiving and my dad replied with this:

"I want to see Beowulf in 3D with a huge coke and a giant bag of popcorn and when the first halfway scary 3D thing happens (or maybe even before that) I want to scream and throw the popcorn and coke up in the air, and all over the other patrons. Then I'll stand up and make a long apology and explain how it loooked like something was coming right at me and I didn't expect it. Then I'll leave and come back with another big coke and giant popcorn and spend some time looking around for seats right next to other people.

The Dad"

If anyone wonders why I act the way I do I'm just going to forward them this email.

Hairless Guinea Pig

NO.

WRONG.

FAIL.

Slang Editorial

Posted By: Daniel

I am a married man. It all happened about a year-and-a-half ago, I met Bittën (my wife) and we, you know, fell in love. That’s how it worked. She lived in New York then, so I went to visit her there a lot and stayed in her apartment. We sometimes watched TV. At the time, the hottest shit on BET was the TI joint in which he repeated asks what “[I] know about that”. We both loved it. We pledged at her dinner table to never lose touch with hip hop. I don’t think we have. I hope not, at least.

The new shit is good, but the old is special I can't really describe. Remember certain raps that were special to you in some way? Remember seeing their videos for the first time? My main man Patrick tells an awesome, impassioned story about seeing the first Cash Money video; he claims it actually SCARED him—the poor production values, Baby’s menacing, dead-eyed sneers… I didn’t see that jonk until much later and it didn’t do anything for me. I remember Cappadonna’s “Slang Editorial”, though. Shit was weird. What the fuck was he talking about?

Have you ever actually heard “Slang Editorial”? Do you know Cappadonna at all? (A “no” is hardly something to be ashamed of--he’s not exactly William Shakespeare.) I remember nothing of the video’s content, just that it had one of those inexplicable cutaway scenes and that the song was dope. Luckily, somebody gave me a copy for some reason. Buying it seemed kind of silly. I listened to it fairly recently, though, and it makes even LESS sense than I remember, which was none at all. Here are some lyrics, courtesy of LyricMonster.com, or Lyricdevil.com or something*. Can YOU parse them?

I came to the fork in the road and went straight
Right out the crack vile to the golden gate

I like that the person who wrote this felt that “vile”, rather that its homophone, was the appropriate transcription. Unless Cappadonna poorly translated himself from a Romance language AND was trying to diss crack AND claims to have come from crack, somehow, I think the “crack vial” is a better choice. But then again, it hardly makes any more sense that way.

See the silver spoon in my mouth it had cake
My rap birth date debut song was ice bait

Hmm? The spoon had cake? “Ice bait”?

Readit like a novel, donna cappa gone
Strivin my duns be dollars and coins

Someone’s DUNNING him? Really? They send guys around to collect on goose down Polo jackets and “light bills”? Perhaps this is poorly transcipted.

Side track you get japped with my lyric impact
Snap outta that, cappadonna seven sauna
Thirty three pirranha, chaos like iguana
Projects is rated x I flex and terminate
Sex mcs is wet so Im the right source to vex

Look out, pal. You don’t want to get “japped”! And if the piranhas don’t get you, the iguanas might (I had a pet iguana. They really can get nasty.) Also, is he saying he’ll “sex” other rappers? Men, too? Cappadona is harder to follow than the plot to the new Neil Stephenson novels. But what other MC’ll threaten to “vex” you?

Dart specialist, new cappadonna get treacherous
I rock track like a neckalace

He’s a dart (!) specialist? I imagine that skill complements his treachery well. Also, on the record he clearly enunciates “neck-a-lace”. That's not misspelt.

Protect my soul when the devil tried to get it
Seen my goal and stuck with it
Ever since a kid, early in a bid
Doin things you never did
All up in a staircase a scareface was lookin

This is my favorite shit in the song. Everything about it: the devil, “Scareface”… Solid gold, Cappadonna.

Wallet got tooken

Please, please, please… If you EVER have the opportunity to use “tooken” in a sentence, do it. Please, for me. Get you picture tooken, anything.

My slang is editorial explicit material
Breifcase yo, live in stereo flow
Feel me, donna realty
Set the black people free
Set the black people free

You have to hand it to Cappadonna. Nothing--whatsoever--he said makes any sense. I don’t even know what to do when confronted by it. I feel like my grandmother watching a Fat Boys video and saying “you know, some of these rap guys are really creative”. Which is true, I suppose. But what’s with this guy? GHOSTFACE is more lucid. He’s, like, the James Joyce of the Wu Tang Clan. Seriously, listen to SE and tell me what it means. Tell me!

*Tellingly, the site where I found this drivel also had the lyrics to “Evil Dildo” by, uh, Placebo. You tell me.

THE WAR: a review

By John R.
So I watched pretty much all of the new PBS documentary THE WAR these past weeks. This is a big long ass doc about that one war a while ago where we fought Germany and then China or something. I don't remember. It was a wee bit slow at times but was pretty awesome. Especially the part where the soldier is about to be beheaded by his Japanese captor and says that if he beheads him his spirit will enter his body and haunt him until the day he dies and the Japanese guy gets all scared and doesn't do it. NEWSFLASH! We could have won that part of the war with a few sheets thrown over our solders pretending to be ghosts coming towards them. Anyways the guy who made The War.....








KEN BURNS.....


















.... apparently got a lot of flack from the Latino community for not having any Latinos in it after it was done. So in return Ken Burns.....






















....added some stuff about Latinos to the end of some of the episodes. It pretty much screwed up the narrative and didn't fit in with it at all. When I first heard he was going to make changes all I could imagine was Ken Burns getting totally pissy about having to change his documentary and throwing a hissy fit like "OKFINE! HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS!!!???" and retitled it "The MEXICAN war" and played mariachi music throughout it. I also imagine whenever Keith David.....















.....was in the sound booth doing voice overs Ken kept interrupting him like "Don't forget to say all this in Spanish tooooo Keith! We don't want to OFFEND anybooooody!" in a fruity sing-songy Ken Burns voice. Then Keith goes back to talking and you just hear Ken in the background making crunching noises then yelling "OH SORRY AM I EATING TACOS TOO LOUD?" then finally Ken drinks too much tequila and just starts playing the violin in the backgound getting closer and closer until his head is touching Keith David's head and starts pushing him out of the way of the mic until we hear a struggle between the two then no music or no narration for the rest of the series.

What a pair!

LOOK AT THEM!!!!

Keith David was in THEY LIVE with Rowdy "Roddy" Piper for christ's sake!

and Ken burns.... (sound of needle scratching off record)

Holy crap look at this picture of Ken Burns I just found!!!!He's throwing a baseball and WEARING A SHIRT THAT SAYS "BASEBALL"

I also bet when he threw that he said "BASEBALL!"

Think about Keith David and Ken Burns hanging out together after work at the bar. I imagine Ken Burns sitting there sipping a margarita the size of his head and constantly going "Yeaaaaaah Keith David, MY MAN!" and making Keith David hi-five him while Keith looks annoyed into his scotch on the rocks wondering if it's going to be yet another night where Ken has 1 1/2 drinks then ends up shitting on the bar.
THE END

P.S. I know that was Ernie Hudson in Ghostbusters and not Keith David.
P.P.S. The alley from that fight scene in They Live is in downtown LA off Seventh St. I found it a couple years ago and immediately recognized it. That's better than any celebrity sighting around town.
P.P.P.S. I totally wish Ken Burns was a pyromaniac who went around all creepy saying "Ken Burns.....trees" then sets a forest on fire. "Ken Burns....houses" "Ken Burns....people" etc.

Marcel Marceau's Dead

posted by: John R.





White on black striped shirts



Back on the rack



Marcel Marceau's dead







Undead



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Undead

Gregggggggg

Posted By: John R.

I just went to south of the border for the weekend with a bunch of people. I forgot the name of the country we were in but it wasn't the US Americas. We stayed at this condo resort place up on a cliff. It had a couple hot tubs and a communal pool area in the back. That's where we encountered Gregg. I suppose he probably spells his name 'Greg' but just looking at the guy makes you think "Greggggg". He was a short, tubby guy with longish blond hair. He acutally looked like the guy who sings "Life Is A Highway"

if the guy who sings that song had

been in the sun all day eating turds.

Gregg spent the entire time waddling around trying to meet & greet everyone at the resort even though he didn't work there (however if we had any problems with the security guy we were supposed to tell them we were with Gregg and we'd have no problems). He had a group of other tubby guys with him who were equally annoying but kept to themselves. Not to sound like a jerk, but when I go on vacation I want to be left alone and not make any friends. Greg introduced himself to me three times over the weekend. Once each day. He'd ask me where I lived and i'd say Silver Lake then EVERY TIME he'd respond with "Oh my brother lives up there in Hollywood! His name's Bill!" then give me this stupid anticipation look like 'waiting for me to say I know Bill' like I'd have any clue who the fuck he's talking about without giving me a last name or any sort of description. I should have just been all "Oh Bill! I know Bill! Hollywood bill!". But then later I was thinking that maybe Bill is just the Hollywood version of Gregg like if there really was a guy named Bill who lived in Hollywood and acted like Gregg fucking acts i'd probably immediately know who he was talking about.

Gregg would come over to our group a lot and ask what we were doing, who was winning the poker game etc. I guess he was being nice but when a drunk guy you don't want to have anything to do with comes up and keeps being all "oh HAI GUYZ!" it gets a little annoying (not that i'm EVER annoying when I'm drunk).

Here's what Gregg did to make me think he's the raddest guy on the planet: on Sunday afternoon there were these two lesbian ladies out on the patio having a big fight about something that happened. They're crying and screaming at each other and then out of nowhere fucking Gregg comes up and tries to get them to HAVE A THREESOME WITH HIM. He was actually saying shit like "Just tell me what I have to do or say to make this happen". He fucking really said that sentence to two lesbians who were fighting. Now I don't think Gregg is awesome for trying to hook up with some lesbians, but for how awesomely clueless he is. "Oh man. Those lesbians are over there crying and fighting. This is the perfect opportunity for me to try and get them to have sex with me!". Brilliant! Not only are they lesbians who aren't into men, but they're in the middle of a fucking fight with each other so any type of sex is the last thing on their mind, let alone sex with a little tubby troll. I wish they'd been all "Ok Gregg. To make this happen you need to fuck one of your fat hairy guy friends in front of us. Then we can do whatever you want".

Oh also on the way to ensenada we saw a guy shitting into a tin can on the side of the road. When we crossed the border we saw a zombie guy wandering in between cars with blood on his face who looked like christpher reeve as superman only with a tiny head and giant body. Also we saw some lady with a giant deformed foot that will give me nightmares. All three of those people had sex with Gregg and this is where they ended up.

THE END

Chelada!

Posted by: Bitten

In line at 7-11 last night I watched an already drunk Mexican dude pay for one of these with a fist full of nickels and dimes. Is this the Spanish version of Night Train? I think it’s pretty awesome that he decided to round off the evening with a nightcap of Budweiser and Clamato.

It looked pretty good to me so on my way to work this morning I stopped at 7-11 again and bought one. It’s sitting in a paper bag in my office refrigerator. I’m going to go to a park and pound it at the end of the day and maybe dig through a trash can or something equally disgusting.

Francine Dancer!

Posted by: Bitten

What a load of crap

What a pansy. This goddamn ad makes me want to start collecting vinyl again.

More Mac & Me

Posted by: Usher John R.

Wowzers!

Posted by: Bitten

A few days ago I was waiting at a stop light in San Pedro when I saw the filthiest bum I’ve ever seen in my life. He was covered with so much dirt and dried snot that I couldn’t tell what race he was. His one giant dreadlock looked like a tangle of soap scum coated hair you’d Drano out of a shower pipe from a locker room. There was a ring of dirt an inch thick from his hairline to his chin. Draped in at least a dozen blankets / towels / sleeping bags he sat cross legged on the sidewalk underneath a cardboard hovel baking in the heat. He looked like he lived in Fraggle Rock. I didn’t get a good look what else he was wearing because I was too distracted by the fact that he was barefoot and BITING HIS TOENAILS.

The best part about catching him was the fact that we made eye contact for probably 45 seconds before my light turned green. The entire time we stared at each other he didn’t stop what he was doing. It was almost like he enjoyed the audience, like he’d been waiting for years for someone to finally pause to enjoy the show. Once I got on the freeway I thought about all of the dog shit, loogies, broken glass, syringes, insects, cigarette butts, old gum, vomit, dead animal residue, motor oil, gutter water, and pigeon crap that had accumulated on his feet throughout the years and I started dry heaving. That night I cooked eggs and toast and started to think about the bum gnawing his long toenail off and swallowing all of the grime underneath it and covering his foot in rotten toothed homeless saliva and I couldn’t eat my dinner. Since then I’ve been able to choke down a few crackers an apple and some tuna fish.

Here are some other awesome things I’ve seen homeless people do:

A few weeks after I moved to New York I saw a wino taking a shit in a bush on my way to work. It was 8 AM and joggers were running past him pretending not to notice. He had his pants around his ankles and he was humming a tune and taking swigs from a Steel Reserve tall boy.

On a Saturday afternoon I watched an obese schizophrenic woman perched on a bus bench on Virgil & Santa Monica pull her spandex shorts down and masturbate herself into a frenzy in front of a street full of horrified drivers and pedestrians.

I haven’t seen him in years but I used to run into this transient in Downtown L.A. that looked like a member of GWAR. Everything he wore consisted of stuffed he’d picked up dumpster diving. For instance, his jacket had been transformed into a heavy metal shield with use of black spray paint, cardboard, and chicken wire. I never actually saw his face because his tangled black hair covered it and fell down to his waist. He was gigantic black platform boots so he stood about 7 feet tall. I tried following him once because I wondered where he slept, but he started walking down one of the scariest streets I’ve ever seen on skid row so I had to turn around. Once I saw him headbanging to mariachi music in front of one of those weird ranchero stereo system / strobe light / botanicas on Broadway.

I wish there was a way I could study bums in their natural habitats and get paid a zillion dollars to do it.

I Sort Glass

Posted by: Bitten!

NOT HAPPY with the way Ken Burns looks.

Posted by: Usher John R.

I'm a big fan of Ken Burns' documentaries. I get them all the time from Netflix. I really liked the Lewis & Clark one which I might have to watch once a year from now on. You know, make a day out of celebrating one group's difficult journey into unknown land while sitting on my couch eating all day like a big nerdy slob. In Sept there is a new series he made coming out about WWII (Woo hoo!) so I decided to look it up online and see when it starts. I found out when it starts all right...


and a lot more...


I found out what Ken Burns looks like. I always had a specific image in my mind of what Ken Burns looks like. Then I found out....







what he really looks like...

IS THIS:

Now Ken Burns if you're reading this do not take offense but I am not happy with how you look. I imagined you to be an elderly man smoking a pipe with a white beard, white hair, and wearing a tweed jacket with patches on the elbows. NOT a weird nerdy Kermit The Frog turned into a man with a toupe and a little facial hair. Ok maybe that is your real hair. If it's not they really screwed up in the muppet factory hair dept. Also you look too nice a person. Like if you read this you wouldn't even be angry, you'd just pull out a guitar and sing me a song about accepting people for who they are. History experts are supposed to be mean. History experts are supposed to give people facts and then tell them to go to hell.

I really haven't been this dissapointed with someone's appearance since I was a kid and we always listened to the Garrison Keillor's "Prarie Home Companion" tapes on long car rides and I imaged Garrison to look kind of like Michael Gross, the dad from Family Ties. Nope. Garrison Keillor really looks like this:

"It was a quiet week in Lake Wobegon because I FUCKING ATE EVERYONE"

I don't know how much more of this I can take. So please Ken Burns, I highly encourage you to get really old, grow a fuller beard, get gray hair, and stop fucking smiling.

K THX BAI!!!!

p.s. When you scrolled down to reveal Ken Burn's picture I really wanted somehow for it to go "BLEAAAAH!!!" and get all scary like Large Marge did in Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Then I wanted the Garrison Keillor picture to actually pop out of your computer screen and lick your face then have his eyes haunt you in your dreams.

ROBERT LOGGIA!

Posted by: Usher John R

Ok this is probably the greatest thing ever.

Oh ok.

Posted by: Usher John R.

Why Werner Herzog Rules

Posted By: Usher John R.

I went and saw his new movie this weekend. I was doing some reading online about the real guys it is based on and found this quote from a Q&A with herzog:

Q. There have been some accusations that you’ve taken liberties with facts in some of your documentaries and in “Rescue Dawn,” particularly from the family of Eugene DeBruin. What is your reaction to those accusations?

A. If we are paying attention about facts, we end up as accountants. If you find out that yes, here or there, a fact has been modified or has been imagined, it will be a triumph of the accountants to tell me so. But we are into illumination for the sake of a deeper truth, for an ecstasy of truth, for something we can experience once in a while in great literature and great cinema. I’m imagining and staging and using my fantasies. Only that will illuminate us. Otherwise, if you’re purely after facts, please buy yourself the phone directory of Manhattan. It has four million times correct facts. But it doesn’t illuminate.

Village People Costume

Posted by: UsherJohn R
They actually at some point made a halloween costume for the leather dude from the Village People. Amazing.

Becker got a new truck

Posted by: Usher John R

California Raisins Sweater

Posted by: Usher John R

I just won this on Ebay and can't wait to force my girlfriend to wear it everywhere we go. You're probably wondering how I found it. Oh I found it when I got on Ebay and did a search for "California Raisins Sweater".

Seriously.

If the government really does keep track of all the things you look up on the internet they must think I'm a complete lunatic.

Worst video on the internet.

Posted by: Usher Mark

This video below is the best thing in the fucking world. Watch the whole fucking thing. It keeps getting worse. This is the worst thing you will ever fucking see. It had 7 views when I first saw it. This is the fucking most independent film of all time. FUCK!

Chin Splitters Bar & Grill

Posted by: Usher Mark

GUYS! I hope you aren't afraid of TWO THINGS. THOSE TWO THINGS ARE....(drumroll please)...

• farts
• good times!

SERIOUSLY! I work at a new club in San Diego called Chin Splitters, and we have a company philosophy. We are only here to represent people in San Diego that want to have a good time, and those "good times" include the following two ideas:

1. fart jokes
2. monica lewinski jokes
3. improperly counted list jokes

SO COME ON DOWN! If you've ever shit your pants in choir practice or seen what the human immunodeficiency virus looks like under a microscope, you WILL BE REQUIRED TO LOVE OUR HOT WINGS!!!

Come on, FUCKING GET OVER IT!!!!

CHIN SPLITTERS! A WAY OF LIFE IN SAN DIEGO!

LOLflores

Posted by: Usher Mark

LOLbecker

LOLbecker

Christopher Cross + NSYNC = AMAZING

Posted by Usher John R,

Why does it look like they have wires attached to them?

OH YOU'LL SEE!!!!

WRONG NUMBERS

Posted By Usher John R.

Oh boy I got a wrong number call today. Again. Here is the conversation I just had

Phone: "Ring ring ring!"
Me: "This is John"
Wrong Number Caller (with thick Mexican accent) "Is (whatever name) there?"
Me: "No sorry you have the wrong number."
Wrong Number Caller: "No no no."
Me: "Um, yes. That person doesn't live here"
Wrong Number Caller "Are you sure?"
Me: "Yes."
Wrong Number Caller: "Ohhhhh"

Why would you question whether or not I was the one who is wrong? I'm the one answering the phone! Whenever I accidently call the wrong number and realize I made a mistake I usually quickly say "Oops! Sorry!" and hang up. But every time someone wrong numbers me they decide to argue with me about it. WHY? Do you think I accidently picked up someone else's phone in my house? Once I actually had to tell a lady three times that my home was NOT A STORE. "Are you suuuure?" she asked like I was totally insane and SO STUPID that I had no idea that my bedroom was actually a grocery store. EVERY FUCKING TIME someone accidentally calls me they say that same phrase "Are you suuuuure?". It's half the phrase that bugs me and half that they always say it is always in such a suspicious / snotty tone, not even for a second considering that perhaps they might have possibly hit the wrong numbers when dialing. Nope it must be me because they never make mistakes. I must have accidentally wandered into a house off the street because I heard a phone ringing.

There was also the guy who kept asking me if I was SURE that this was indeed my phone number and not some lady he was trying to call. I told him I was absolutely positive I was standing in my apartment surrounded by my bed, my things and my roomates and not some lady's house. AND HE STILL didn't believe me and gave me the "hmph. ok!" in that 'this guy's an idiot" tone (I think I could actually hear him rolling his eyes and gesturing his thumb at me). Maybe he thought I was having an affair with his wife and maaaybe if he puts some pressure on me I'll break down and confess that she was there.

In most cases the person usually calls back at least one more time to repeat the EXACT CONVERSATION we just had. JUST TO BE SURE I was indeed telling the truth.

So the moral of this story is I fucking hate phones.

John Becker: The Movie

Posted by: Usher John R.

LOLbecker

Posted By: Usher John R.

Sean VS John Disneyland Battle

Posted By: Usher John R.

So a bunch of us went to Disneyland. Sean and I got in an argument when we were there over who could make a better video from our Disneyland photos and videos. So here they are:

Round 1 (John)


Round 2 (Sean)


Round 3 (John)


Round 4 (Sean)


Round 5 (John)

LOLbecker

Posted By: Usher John R

LOLbecker

Posted by Usher John R:

Catch & Release

Posting by Usher John R:

So the last night my sister was in town. Her and Meatball and I rented 'Catch & Release' starring Jennifer Gardener-Affleck, that fat bearded dipshit who makes those terrible movies where people "have funny conversations", some other guy who sucks, and the guy from Deadwood (from Modesto!). I don't want to get into reviewing it so to sum up what I thought of the movie after watching it we scanned the cover of the DVD and I photoshopped it and we will be printing this out in color and placing it in the DVD case when we return it to the store.

click on picture for big version